Who: Anyone who wants to come by! Tag in, thread with Yuka, thread with each other, whatever you want.
What: Combat training/practice.
When: Sunset, each night for a week minimum.
Where: East end of Islet 1.
Warnings: Possible blood if things get out of hand, implied 80s training montage songs

( YOU'RE THE BEST, AROUND )

Who: Karamatsu and YOU (and the people who opted to get a kitty)
What: Karamatsu ordered a big ol basket of kittens- now he has to find them owners...before they disappear forever
When: Dec 17th to 20th
Where: the islets, mostly
Warnings: you know, like, nya. :3a


( So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose )

Who: Chara and Wade (ishotyouuu)
What: They haven't seen him for days, now. It's time to face the facts.
When: December 1st
Where: Islet 2
Warnings: grieving.

( And it hurts like hell. )

Who: Lup (hellawrath), Taako (ohshitsweetflips), Newt (ohnehalfte), and possibly you!
What: Drunken party of drunkenness and shenanigans
When: Nov 17th, mid-day until everyone passes tf out
Where: Islet #2 aka Trash Island, somewhere out in front of cottage 1 and along the beach
Warnings: Drunk people, swearing, ill-advised people hitting each other with sticks, questionable food, drunken cuddles and crying, etc, etc tbc when there's more

( Now the party don't start til I walk in )

Who: All!
What: You're back, for better or worse. Time to recover.
When: Backdated to the 24th and beyond.
Where: The Monkey Compound, Islets, etc.
Warnings: Mark as you go.


No matter where you are on the morning of the 24th, things will very abruptly go dark.

Unless you're dead. In which case, things are already dark. And you do not see this.

( Read more... )

Who: Newt and Everyone Who Either Commented or Is Listed in This Post
What: Searching that Monkey Compound
When: 10/7
Where: Everyone's on a D8
Warnings: Rotting monkey corpses? IDK, tag ur stuff, friendos


( Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdy's dirty feet, French fried eyeballs floating in a frying pan )

Who: Clementine (takeusback) & Wade (ishotyouuu)
What: Clem and Wade go exploring together and come across fruit and some interesting creatures.
When: 8th October
Where: Enso B5, B6
Warnings: gastrointestinal related goings on ahem. they're heading to the poop eating f'rshaymes.

( this is not what they had in mind )

Who: All!
What: Now that you've all committed monkey genocide, it's time to clean up and go home.
When: Evening of the intro log- and onwards!
Where: The Monkey Compound, Islets, etc.
Warnings: Mark as you go!


Congratulations on effectively reversing the tables, adventurers. As the hunted become the hunters, the remaining simians begin to retreat into the jungle, disappearing from sight as the drumming dies down, before extinguishing entirely.

It appears that you have won.

Now it's time to clean up.

Those still in the Monkey Compound may wish to begin scavenging what they can, from multiple coconut guns to rudimentary spears. There's a flock of Bludroc happy to be herded to a new home, several stashes of fresh fruit to be found... and a rather large iron pot, for the particularly bold.

Others may be more concerned with returning to the islets and securing the personal belongings that were left behind. There are new people to settle in, as well; and undoubtedly, a few injuries yet to be healed.

Reunite, rejoice, recover. And perhaps, should you see the Storyteller about- ask a few questions.

Who: Newt ohnehalfte and Wade ishotyouuu
What: One guy teaching another guy how not to die. Because lbr after 3+ years of these places, it's way past time for Newt to learn to defend himself officially.
When: 9/26ish
Where: Outside of Cottage 1 on Islet 2
Warnings: Um, probably some swearing? And trauma recall?? IDK, tags as it comes.

( And we all float on alright. )

Who: Wade Wilson (ishotyouuu ) and Sans (justribbing )
What: Two pun pals decide to confront the giant elephant in the room. Er, cottage.
When: September 23, early morning
Where: Islet #2, Cottage #1
Warnings: Two grown manchildren talking about their feelings, I guess?

( it's raining somewhere else )

Who: Anyone living on or visiting Islet #2
What: General mingle
When: the week of Sept 17th
Where: Trash Island aka Islet #2
Warnings: Uhhhhhh tbd??? I don't predict anything severe.

( We call it Trash Island, but really only half the people there are trash. That half...they're just garbage. )

Who: Mickey Mouse & You!
What: Exploring, sadness, training, embarrassment, shenanigans!
When: Various Days Through September
Where: Enso, Islet 2 but certain prompts can be all over.
Warnings: None!

( m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e )