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Dr. Newton Geiszler (CRAU) ([personal profile] ohnehalfte) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr2017-10-12 08:00 pm

Nothing like the smell of rotting ape corpse in the morning

Who: Newt and Everyone Who Either Commented or Is Listed in This Post
What: Searching that Monkey Compound
When: 10/7
Where: Everyone's on a D8
Warnings: Rotting monkey corpses? IDK, tag ur stuff, friendos


"Picking over the remnants of that bloody battle will prove quite advantageous, as long as you don't mind the smell. Not only did the monkeys fashion several abodes mounted in the branches of the trees in the compound, but they had quite a supply of various items on hand. For those who may have been concerned about islet over-crowding, it seems they need not worry; most of the homes remain undamaged, and aside from the strong smell of monkey, are completely habitable."

"Investigating the back of the compound will reveal a very small plot of farmland, where several rows of plants with dark green leaves can be seen growing. Anyone with a knack for identifying useful plants - or anyone who's simply willing to take one for the team and give them a taste - will soon discover that these leaves are the plants from which the monkeys drew their sedative. It makes quite a useful anesthetic in a pinch!"

"The sigil etched deeply onto the door itself will, as the Storyteller warned, be quite effective in keeping people out. The door repels any and all efforts to break through it; those sensitive to magic may note that it does indeed exude a very powerful and dense aura that makes its origins difficult to discern. One thing is clear, however: it will take a great deal more than teamwork between mortals to get through it." ( x )

[Welcome to the Mingle Log, Fam. Around you are the rotting corpses of many dead apes. There's also many items for you to lay claim to. Or you might feel like checking out those sweet sweet monkey nests. Or checking out that door. Whatever you feel like doing, leave a top level for people to pester you with. Or pester other people with top levels. The Mingle Log is your Oyster.]
jinglejangle: (pic#11016860)

[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-10-15 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's your funeral]

Now why would anyone want that? [probably because gods] Sounds like you ain't one who believes that, though.

[is the way he's fishing for information subtle, ardyn?]
scourgingstars: (i am so much older than i can take)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-10-15 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can't imagine why anyone would want to repel someone so obnoxious.

[go figure]

I don't make a habit of trusting gods, personally.
jinglejangle: (pic#11795106)

[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-10-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bein' obnoxious ain't a bannable offense. Least not to go so far to make it this obvious.

[he speaks from experience, obviously]

You runnin' around with gods so often you'd even get the chance to make it a habit?
scourgingstars: (i'll make you a believer)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-10-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, yes. It would be careless not to speak from experience.
jinglejangle: (pic#11795107)

[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-10-15 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people are more than willin' to pull biases outta their ass if it'll suit their purposes. [He shrugs, flippant.] But I'm assumin' that means you ain't a god yourself?

[unless this is a trust no one, not even yourself scenario]
scourgingstars: (and see my heart is black)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-10-15 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, goodness no. I'm nothing of the sort.

[he's the farthest thing from it]
jinglejangle: (pic#11734591)

[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-10-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, really? Shame.

[just because you're a horrible amalgamation of Bad doesn't mean ur not divine, ardyn.]

Reckon you weren't no sort o' partner with these gods'a yours if you're not trustin' them none.