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lifeaftr2017-10-12 08:00 pm
ohnehalfte) wrote in lifeaftr2017-10-12 08:00 pm
Entry tags:
- final fantasy xv: ardyn izunia,
- marble hornets: tim wright,
- ✖ billions: jack foley,
- ✖ disney: mickey mouse,
- ✖ ffxiv: tataru taru,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- ✖ marvel 616: wade wilson,
- ✖ overwatch: jesse mccree,
- ✖ pacific rim: newton geiszler,
- ✖ shadowrun: gobbet,
- ✖ skyrim: the dragonborn,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup,
- ✖ undertale: muffet,
- ✖ undertale: sans the skeleton
Nothing like the smell of rotting ape corpse in the morning
Who: Newt and Everyone Who Either Commented or Is Listed in This Post
What: Searching that Monkey Compound
When: 10/7
Where: Everyone's on a D8
Warnings: Rotting monkey corpses? IDK, tag ur stuff, friendos
"Picking over the remnants of that bloody battle will prove quite advantageous, as long as you don't mind the smell. Not only did the monkeys fashion several abodes mounted in the branches of the trees in the compound, but they had quite a supply of various items on hand. For those who may have been concerned about islet over-crowding, it seems they need not worry; most of the homes remain undamaged, and aside from the strong smell of monkey, are completely habitable."
"Investigating the back of the compound will reveal a very small plot of farmland, where several rows of plants with dark green leaves can be seen growing. Anyone with a knack for identifying useful plants - or anyone who's simply willing to take one for the team and give them a taste - will soon discover that these leaves are the plants from which the monkeys drew their sedative. It makes quite a useful anesthetic in a pinch!"
"The sigil etched deeply onto the door itself will, as the Storyteller warned, be quite effective in keeping people out. The door repels any and all efforts to break through it; those sensitive to magic may note that it does indeed exude a very powerful and dense aura that makes its origins difficult to discern. One thing is clear, however: it will take a great deal more than teamwork between mortals to get through it." ( x )
[Welcome to the Mingle Log, Fam. Around you are the rotting corpses of many dead apes. There's also many items for you to lay claim to. Or you might feel like checking out those sweet sweet monkey nests. Or checking out that door. Whatever you feel like doing, leave a top level for people to pester you with. Or pester other people with top levels. The Mingle Log is your Oyster.]
What: Searching that Monkey Compound
When: 10/7
Where: Everyone's on a D8
Warnings: Rotting monkey corpses? IDK, tag ur stuff, friendos
"Picking over the remnants of that bloody battle will prove quite advantageous, as long as you don't mind the smell. Not only did the monkeys fashion several abodes mounted in the branches of the trees in the compound, but they had quite a supply of various items on hand. For those who may have been concerned about islet over-crowding, it seems they need not worry; most of the homes remain undamaged, and aside from the strong smell of monkey, are completely habitable."
"Investigating the back of the compound will reveal a very small plot of farmland, where several rows of plants with dark green leaves can be seen growing. Anyone with a knack for identifying useful plants - or anyone who's simply willing to take one for the team and give them a taste - will soon discover that these leaves are the plants from which the monkeys drew their sedative. It makes quite a useful anesthetic in a pinch!"
"The sigil etched deeply onto the door itself will, as the Storyteller warned, be quite effective in keeping people out. The door repels any and all efforts to break through it; those sensitive to magic may note that it does indeed exude a very powerful and dense aura that makes its origins difficult to discern. One thing is clear, however: it will take a great deal more than teamwork between mortals to get through it." ( x )
[Welcome to the Mingle Log, Fam. Around you are the rotting corpses of many dead apes. There's also many items for you to lay claim to. Or you might feel like checking out those sweet sweet monkey nests. Or checking out that door. Whatever you feel like doing, leave a top level for people to pester you with. Or pester other people with top levels. The Mingle Log is your Oyster.]
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[Because anything happening in a field of corpses with no regulations is definitely science.
Still, that's not the reason McCree is hesitating. It's got more to do with the fact that Newt doesn't look like the most trustworthy fella.]
I'll give it a try if you go first, partner.
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How about we go halfsies?
[offering that shit out to McCree again]
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Alright, then. If this kills us it's all on your head.
[But he'll take the leaf with a grin. Bottoms up, Newt.]
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See ya on the other side.
[The taste isn't anything McCree recgnizes. It tastes a lot like, well. Plant.
At least if it's deadly, it's not an instant death.]
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Bleh. I mean, kinda gross, but...[he's defo trailing off as his tongue starts to go slightly numb. As do his cheeks]
Umb. Dube...are yob feelin' dis?
[how do u articulate things when your mouth is numb]
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[Heh. Jokes.
In all seriousness, though, he's definitely got the whole awful sensation of numbness in his mouth. Thanks for dragging him into this mess, Newt.]
Sciende was a bab choice.
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...my face ith nub.
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[And probably him as well, at this point.]
Don' loo' nubby.
[good night, sweet consonants, he knew ye well]
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No, nub! [. . . . . ] Nnnnnnuuuuummmmmmm. [...there it is, but that was definitely over exaggerated with a great amount of effort] ...a' leeth we on'ee aet hab a leef.
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[Oh, wow, he barely even understands what he's saying. Sorry about all of this, Newt.]
Yeb, nub. [He laughs, though with his mouth and lips and entire face just numb...well. It doesn't sound all that great.
After a moment, he picks a leaf for himself. He's not going to eat it. Probably. But he is going to look up at Newt with a challenge in his eyes and...he can't smirk at the moment, but it's there in spirit.] Donb thing a fuleef woub kill you.