June Event: Chaos, Chaos!

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JUNE EVENT: CHAOS, CHAOS!

Who: Anyone and everyone!
What: It's just a little chaos...
When: June 17th - June 22nd
Where: Primarily Io, though also across Ensō and the islets if applicable
Warnings: Violence, possible body horror, potential anxiety and dysmorphia associated with body-swapping

Who Keeps Spinning the World Around?

The morning of June 17th, you'll probably notice things are amiss rather quickly. Your hands aren't your hands, or you're no longer in a squishy human flesh shape, or worse. Maybe your Lawful Good persona has plummeted into an outright Chaotic Evil one. Or maybe you wake up with a brand new power in your hands! Whatever the case is, no explanation is going to be immediately forthcoming, from Eleu or the Storyteller or anyone else. You'll have to figure out this mess on your own. Adjust to your new circumstances, master your new powers, and do what you can to make it through the next few days...because they're going to be some very interesting ones, for certain.

Catch Me If You Can!

Come June 20th, whether you're back to normal selves or not, Eleu has a job for you. A request, even. They're going to need your help to take care of this little problem and put a stop to all this absolute madness.

Those interested in helping can get in touch with any of the honeybees buzzing anxiously about Io, and they will redirect you to the Honeycomb, which has now been provided with several barrels of Honeycomb Sledgehammers for your use. You don't have to take one if you don't need it, but they make a very powerful weapon. Additionally, Eleu will take care to assure that, in exchange for your help, you may keep the Sledgehammer, if you so choose. Those interested in assisting may access our boss fight at its top-level below. This is a single thread with no order, but anyone may participate, regardless of their current state of being. Don't worry about how you contribute, or tag speed. Anyone who's concerned about being left out is welcome to reach out to us to handwave or backtag their involvement, if necessary!

The Clown Box is going to put up a fight, though. And it's not going to be pretty.

Event Timeline

[ ♆ ] June 17th: Chaos begins!
[ ♆ ] June 21st: On the eve of the final battle, Storytelling commences.
[ ♆ ] June 22nd: Characters confront the Clown Box, and all parties return to normal.
[ ♆ ] June 25th: All parties become privy to the final outcome involving the Clown Box.

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Comments

[forwearemany]

(That's a solid suggestion, and Legion quickly begins to make noises. Loud, unhappy, frustrated noises.

There are, it turns out, a lot of ways to say UGH.)

[lesbeau]

[That just makes her laugh, even if it sounds more metallic than before.]

Yup. Perfect. Just like that.

[Much more fun than some happy baby cooing. So obviously she has to take it up a notch to full bullshit left beef.]

Wait, try to say fuck.

[forwearemany]

(They blink and stare at her, eyes wide with surprise.

But then after several moments...)

Ffffff-fuck!

[lesbeau]

[She instantly starts laughing so hard she nearly drops them, and stumbles a bit to recover so she doesn't just drop them to the floor.]

Oh my god, I want like, a spell that does that. Just twist my hand and I get to hear that whenever.

[Beau would pat them on the head approvingly if her hands weren't otherwise occupied.]

Just keep practicing with any words you want. Noises approved. Nobody will mind.

[forwearemany]

(And they start laughing almost via reflex. It's uncertain whether they genuinely find this funny or are just responding to Beau's mirth.)

Sssssshit!

(Offensive language achieved a positive reaction, so why not say more of it?)

wrapped i think!

[lesbeau]

[That just makes her laugh harder as she carries them off. This is already perfect and she needs nothing else. At least among all the chaos, she's found something great.]

You keep workin' on that buddy. Great party trick.

[And now it's just turned into a fun afternoon.]