Exploration Event: Neverwere

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EXPLORATION EVENT: NEVERWERE

Who: Everyone!
What: Your wildest dreams come true!
When: May 15th to May 18th
Where: Ziziphus, those still on Ensō...and Mu
Warnings: Mark as needed!

Then Know That My Life Was Just a Killer Dream
You can find most of the information you need in the OOC info post! In the meantime, feel free to use this log as a catch-all for your dream worlds, as well as detailing your efforts to free one another. Whether they're on Ziziphus or Ensō at the time of the dreams' capture, your character is free to access as many dreams as you like, as the interlocking mental landscape allows for that sort of crossing over apropos of nothing. And time, of course, is very fluid in dreams - many days, months, and years can transpire in a matter of mere minutes.

Will you fight your way free from Ziziphus's vines or Mu's thrall, or are you content to die in your sleep?

Remember to let us know if your character dies during this event!

Event Timeline

[ ♆ ] May 15th: The vines make their move, ensnaring characters in ideal fantasy worlds
[ ♆ ] May 17th: The Storyteller will make contact with those they can, as well as issue information and a potential solution
[ ♆ ] May 18th: Those that have not freed themselves from the vines or from Mu will suffer a death

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Comments

[yourattention]

Oh, absolutely. If I can convince Shion, we're sneaking out and probably going to see movie or something because I'd rather watch whatever dumb Marvel movie is out right now than celebrate being alive.

[You know. A movie such as Captain America: Civil War, that summer movie that's definitely out right now, this summer.]

[postictal]

[He should probably know more about whatever dumb Marvel movie is out right now. But his knowledge of modern day pop culture only goes up to around 2014, and he didn't exactly have the time to keep track of the newest releases on the road.]

[So forget the fact that he's blanking, mentally, on movies. That's not important. He is extremely certain that it is not important.]

Hey, no judgment here. [Tim himself is famously not very social, he...thinks?] Just let me know if you need someone to cover for you, I guess.

[yourattention]

Just ask her about whatever diet we're on that week and she'll go for hours. [Connor rolls his eyes. He is Real Tired of having to invent excuses not to be at dinner.] Right now we're doing paleo, which is what people who want to be morally superior but don't want to give up bacon and be vegan do.

[He's actually not 100% sure what "paleo" actually is. It's better than when they were doing juice cleanses and that's all he cares about, honestly.]

[postictal]

I don't even wanna know what that is. I think it's better if I just picture her hunting and killing dinosaurs for a diet.

["Paleo," right? Yeah, he wasn't real good in school either. The kids these days seem to think that fun and #relatable, at least as far as he can tell, for reasons that are easily guessed at.]

[yourattention]

Ok, if this was full Jurassic Park? I would be so down. I would eat a fucking velociraptor, no problem.

[Let him eat a dinosaur.]

[postictal]

That's the spirit. Eat what eats you. Assert your dominance, or...something.

[His expression crinkles in such a way that suggests he wasn't sure how or when that thought would be ending the way it did, and is not entirely certain he approves.]

[yourattention]

[Connor laughs, a sudden and surprised thing, at Tim's expression.]

Yeah. That's one way to put it.

[postictal]

[Connor laughs. That's enough to draw a startled, undeniably pleased quirk of a partial smirk to one side of his face. Can't help but regard it as something as a personal victory, that he managed to crack through the patina of apathetic weariness at all.]

Oh, shit. A laugh. Guess I gotta tell your mom that you're one hundred percent cured now.

[yourattention]

[Something had switched off the light and it seemed like -]

Do you want to suffer through whatever paleo cooking actually is? Because that's how you get invited to dinner where you're going to have to eat some shit like butternut squash "mac and cheese."

[Airquotes included, obviously. The authority with which he says the phrase "butternut squash mac and cheese" is probably because that is definitely a thing and Cynthia Murphy has definitely made him eat it.]

[postictal]

Please. I tried to boil cheese in college, once. If I'm not the one doing the cooking, free food is never an issue.

[He's got no refined palette to speak of, because growing up on hospital food for most of your life will - ]


[Wait. No, he...]

[He's never been to a hospital in his life. Has he? He'd know.]

[yourattention]

I used to think that, and then mom made orange creamsicle kale chips during her vegan phase and now I have a healthy skepticism for any food that's pretending to be other food.

[Also anything with kale in it. Especially if it shouldn't have kale in it - looking at you, kaleamole.]

[postictal]

Good thing you live in a state where there's a constant influx of perfect materials for all the filthy hipsters out there, huh?

[Here he was, about to say that Alabama isn't exactly conducive to that sort of thing, before remembering he's never been to Alabama. Weird.]

[yourattention]

Yeah. Kind of wish my life was a little bit less like Portlandia sometimes, though? I could go for some Always Sunny or something every once in a while.

[Actually, he'd prefer Brooklyn 99, but people actually play from that so I don't want to reference it.]

[postictal]

I have no idea what either of those things are, [says Tim, flatly, because alternate worlds can do a lot of things for him, but inject pop culture literacy into his bloodstream, they cannot. Evidently.] Which kinda makes me one of those filthy hipsters, in a way.

[yourattention]

It's okay. We love you, even if you're only a pair of fake glasses away from being a filthy hipster.

[We? Why did he say we? He doesn't usually talk about himself and Zoe as a single unit - they're getting along better, but they're still not that close.]

[postictal]

[You say that, buuuuuut - ]

We, huh?

[That seems to amuse him intensely for some reason or another

[yourattention]

[Stripes. They were wearing stripes and they obviously loved Tim - it can't be Evan, but who? Evan's the only person Connor knows that would be caught dead in stripes.

Isn't he?]

Yeah. Me and all the voices in my head think you're swell.

[postictal]

[Tim snorts. It's not quite a grin, but it's certainly close enough to it. If he's aware of the dissonance, it doesn't present itself in a way he can interpret. Easily ignored. Easily forgotten.]

Aw, they shouldn't have. Be sure to forward them my thank-you card.