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Who: Magnus, Ren, Seto, one or both Hustle Twins, + YOU
What: store post
When: April? It's a store, it's always
Where: The temple
Warnings: caveat emptor. caveat everybody.



It's time for another store post! Now with like MATH% more employees than ever before. It's Ren's turn to name the store, so the sign declares this venue "Spicy Treasures," with maybe some extra flourishes courtesy of Taako. Here are the warez. If it's simple/small it's probably in stock, but there's a list of more complicated/less in-demand stuff that can be special ordered.

In addition to the above stock list, with the advent of one Magnus Burnsides, you can request hand carved artisanal woodwares. Ducks, uhhh boxes, furniture maybe? Maybe you just want him to pick up some heavy things? Or hunt? Rent-a-Mags. Maybe if you ask nice you can hug Johann for free.

Any one (or more, if Taako can find a way to rope them into working so he can get some peace) of the above-listed losers might be on staff, so you gotta pick. As always it's all barter system all the time here at Spicy Treasures, good luck.

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"Pretty sure that's sex, actually." Connor takes the duck without promising to bring it back if he makes a knife duck. That would require actually coming back specifically to talk to this one? And he likes the other one better, sort of. Munin likes Lup and Connor likes the Jormun better than 85% of people here so anyone they like is automatically better than average. "But I'm not androgynous enough for that, so sure."

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Oof, the edge on this one. Taako is pretty sure weed is a much less subjective form of currency, but-- you know what, he's not going to dig into it, that's a non-starter anyway. "What kind of store do you think this is? Think you better stick with the weed." It's only a helpful tip, given in good humour.

"Hey, to clarify-- were you expecting a real live duck? I legitimately can't tell."