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Dr. Newton Geiszler (CRAU) ([personal profile] ohnehalfte) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr2017-11-19 07:38 pm

TiK Tok

Who: Lup ([personal profile] hellawrath), Taako ([personal profile] ohshitsweetflips), Newt ([personal profile] ohnehalfte), and possibly you!
What: Drunken party of drunkenness and shenanigans
When: Nov 17th, mid-day until everyone passes tf out
Where: Islet #2 aka Trash Island, somewhere out in front of cottage 1 and along the beach
Warnings: Drunk people, swearing, ill-advised people hitting each other with sticks, questionable food, drunken cuddles and crying, etc, etc tbc when there's more




Welcome to Islet 2! There are many reasons for you to be here right now. Maybe you live here. Maybe you're visiting someone who lives here. Maybe you've been invited to this sick party by one of the above idiots. Maybe you were just passing by and got dragged into the festivities. Who cares, really? You're here now!

Out in front of Cottage 1 there's the beautiful banner that you see above hanging on the outside, lovingly crafted by one of the twins. The twins have also lovingly crafted some vodka using magic and potatoes. Potato magic. And hey! There's also stuff that the twins cooked! Like potato tornadoes, fried shark genitals and Fantasy Kentucky Fried Pterax! And other food! And there's a fire! And activities! And drinking!

Mainly drinking. In fact, there is a large cooking pot that, at the moment, is full of the most moonshine-iest vodka you have ever had. There are empty halves of coconut shells to serve as cups, as well as some clay cups that may or may not have come from an interesting source. So help yourself! Who knows how long it'll last, considering the amount of guests. Heck! It might even be repurposed later, after all the vodka is gone! So drink up.

Anyway, feel free to join in on the festivities! There will be several threads for activities where people can mingle, or you can start your own. Have a party, chill out, and/or imbibe ill-advised substances to try and forget that you died. Wheeeee!
scourgingstars: (and see my heart is black)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-11-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
...That's not a name.

That can not possibly be an actual legal legitimate name.
bloodyashes: ([F] Sorry about him)

[personal profile] bloodyashes 2017-11-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Crimson Herzog fon Fabre, my actual father. Duke of Belkend, married Princess Suzanne Lynna Kimlasca-Lanvaldear, who took his name upon their marriage.

[Sorry Ardyn it so is.]
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[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-11-24 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Good heavens, what a mouthful.

[said 'ardyn lucis caelum']
bloodyashes: ([F] I just got up :l)

[personal profile] bloodyashes 2017-11-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
All of Auldrant's nobility favors long names. I think "Luke" was actually getting off easy.
scourgingstars: (i see my red door)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-11-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly. I'm beginning to think Lucis was getting off rather lightly with just the three names.
bloodyashes: ([F] Why do I let you talk me into these)

[personal profile] bloodyashes 2017-11-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
To be fair, 'fon' just means 'of the house of' in modern parlance, and both royal families use the nation's name as a surname - our counterpart in the Malkuth Empire is Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX.

[Yes he's named after a flower it's just a thing, Ardyn.]
scourgingstars: (i must have it painted black)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-11-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Likewise, the kingdom of Lucis was named for its founder and the name of 'Lucis Caelum' has persisted ever since.

[A shrug. Listen, when the guy in the position of 'king's bodyguard' is a wall of meat named 'Gladiolus', you don't really bat an eye at flower names.]
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[personal profile] bloodyashes 2017-11-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Technically Kimlasca-Lanvaldear is the result of an alliance marriage, and at this point the kingdom's common name is Kimlasca and "Lanvaldear" refers almost exclusively to the royal family or the archery style, but...

[Asch shrugs and leans back against his log.]

I don't know if I'd go back to Fabre if I had the chance, anyway.