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Dr. Newton Geiszler (CRAU) ([personal profile] ohnehalfte) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr2017-11-19 07:38 pm

TiK Tok

Who: Lup ([personal profile] hellawrath), Taako ([personal profile] ohshitsweetflips), Newt ([personal profile] ohnehalfte), and possibly you!
What: Drunken party of drunkenness and shenanigans
When: Nov 17th, mid-day until everyone passes tf out
Where: Islet #2 aka Trash Island, somewhere out in front of cottage 1 and along the beach
Warnings: Drunk people, swearing, ill-advised people hitting each other with sticks, questionable food, drunken cuddles and crying, etc, etc tbc when there's more




Welcome to Islet 2! There are many reasons for you to be here right now. Maybe you live here. Maybe you're visiting someone who lives here. Maybe you've been invited to this sick party by one of the above idiots. Maybe you were just passing by and got dragged into the festivities. Who cares, really? You're here now!

Out in front of Cottage 1 there's the beautiful banner that you see above hanging on the outside, lovingly crafted by one of the twins. The twins have also lovingly crafted some vodka using magic and potatoes. Potato magic. And hey! There's also stuff that the twins cooked! Like potato tornadoes, fried shark genitals and Fantasy Kentucky Fried Pterax! And other food! And there's a fire! And activities! And drinking!

Mainly drinking. In fact, there is a large cooking pot that, at the moment, is full of the most moonshine-iest vodka you have ever had. There are empty halves of coconut shells to serve as cups, as well as some clay cups that may or may not have come from an interesting source. So help yourself! Who knows how long it'll last, considering the amount of guests. Heck! It might even be repurposed later, after all the vodka is gone! So drink up.

Anyway, feel free to join in on the festivities! There will be several threads for activities where people can mingle, or you can start your own. Have a party, chill out, and/or imbibe ill-advised substances to try and forget that you died. Wheeeee!
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-11-22 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? [Wait, there's...something about that that sounds kind of familiar. Scissorhands rings a bell, and McCree squints at Newt before it clicks.]

Oh! Shit, man, idnit that movie like a hunnerd- hundred years ol' or somethin'? A genuine classic Barton. Burton? Barton.
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-12-04 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god - y'can't be serious? [The laughter is too infectious, McCree falling back into giggles, even though he tries valiantly to wave it away. Literally. His hand is just kind of flapping about in the air uselessly.] That movie is from - from the 20th century! Ain't no way you're that old.

[That's...that's not how time or ages works when you're dealing with alternate Earths, but. Well.]
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-12-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, he is that old.]

You have to be shittin' me-- Y're old enough to be my grandfather--

[wheeze]

Gramps, I'm sorry you had to - had to figure this out the hard way.
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-12-11 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it's how time works! [Listen, Newt. L i s t e n.] I was born in - in 2039. Y'coulda had kids that had kids by then! [He wobbles at the shove, letting himself sprawl back in the sand.]
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2018-01-05 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They coulda been! Ain't like genetics would go back that far away, but they coulda been, if you had any- any Japanese ancestry.

[Newton Geiszler isn't a name where it sounds like that's likely, but you never know! People got up to all sorts of crazy shit hundreds of years ago!]

Wh-hey! [But he's not going to protest much besides pouting. That's his favorite hat, Newt. He loves that hat.]