wanderingdoctorfaust: Faust performing a salute. (Default)
Doctor Faust ([personal profile] wanderingdoctorfaust) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr2019-07-11 03:35 pm

[OPEN] Press 'E' To Call For A Medic!

Who: Doctor Faust ([personal profile] wanderingdoctorfaust) and everybody else brave enough to come within thirty feet of him!
What: Cleaning acid burns, writing to-do lists, perhaps receiving visitors?
When: Backdated to June 26th
Where: The Ensō Clinic & Infirmary (located on square B6)
Warnings: May contain trace amounts of medical malpractice (please mark your content warnings!)



The events of the past week have proven...interesting, to put it mildly. Mind and body alike were swapped, a particularly horrifying construct menaced the local populace, and a god they didn't even know was incomplete has been restored to their former greatness. The implications given by all of these extraordinary events are beyond astounding, and as such, time should be set aside and dedicated to studying and understanding them as soon as possible!

...at least, that is what the good doctor wants to believe, but frankly? He just spent a week and a bit navigating through the isles whilst controlling a stranger's body (deprived of his long-mastered abilities, no less!), had to fight an acid-spitting eldritch horror with naught but a weird sledgehammer and heartburn-inducing flame breath, and worst of all had to witness someone else waltzing around in his body with no concern for the consequences of his face being seen. So Faust might be just the slightest bit cranky.

As such, he'll endure the multitude of aneurysms he's most likely going to suffer from trying to process everything that's happened later; right now, he has an understaffed and ill-equipped clinic that is about to experience an influx of patients. After all, it's not like people are just going to sit at home ignoring the pain instead of seeking medical help, right?

Regardless, he won't be at the reception desk when you come in - Mini-Faust is currently commandeering it instead, though he's only able to spare a distracted half-wave, too busy swinging around a small stick like a wannabe Shaolin monk. Faust himself is likely inside the supply room, judging by the concerned 'hrm's and 'argh's and muttered curses of frustration coming from within. Welcome to the clinic!
forwearemany: (other side)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2019-08-28 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Affirmative, though we have largely restricted requests to frivilous items, simple tools, and weapons unlikely to see frequent use.

(They chatter.)

Any item which makes use of electricity will require weekly recharge via mana pool. Items that utilize specialized single use objects, such as ammunition, will require continuosly purchasing more to refill supplies.
forwearemany: (Flashlight)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2019-09-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"We recommend this course of action."

They chatter, considering.

"Simple tools can be crafted from bone, and catgut-thread created from processed animal intestines-is commonly used for stitching."