(They're starting to hit the point where even if their attempts at walking are just awkward stumbles, they manage to stay on their feet more often than fall.
Now they've just got to manage everything else.
Like drinking. Should they really be trying to drink wine? No. Should they be starting with something basic and less poisoning, like water? Yes. But it's funny how much wisdom one loses when put in a brain that runs over a million times slower and emotions have gone from consensus errors to powerful chemical sensations. They were curious about alcohol and why organics liked it, and so decided they might as well have a taste.
This isn't going well, mostly beceuse they can't bring themselves to swallow.
Hope you enjoy the sounds of choking and spitting while you're trying to enjoy yourself at the winery, Drifter.)
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Now they've just got to manage everything else.
Like drinking. Should they really be trying to drink wine? No. Should they be starting with something basic and less poisoning, like water? Yes. But it's funny how much wisdom one loses when put in a brain that runs over a million times slower and emotions have gone from consensus errors to powerful chemical sensations. They were curious about alcohol and why organics liked it, and so decided they might as well have a taste.
This isn't going well, mostly beceuse they can't bring themselves to swallow.
Hope you enjoy the sounds of choking and spitting while you're trying to enjoy yourself at the winery, Drifter.)