I don't know, can you use rubbing alcohol to make moonshine?

[Like, Klaus is vaguely familiar with the processing of moonshine with limited supplies—prison will do that to you, though he was never the supplier there—but it definitely did not involve literal disinfectant.

Because it's not the same alcohol, Klaus. Please don't drink it. If he drinks it I will go ballistic because his brain will straight up just shut off forever.]

I'm not above drinking it straight but I just need to know my options here. —Klaus, by the way.

[He's making such a great first impression, what with the fact he's literally wiping his eyes right now in a way that screams I feel like shit. He's only been sober two days, tops, and it already feels like the worst thing to ever happen to him.]