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[vagabone]

Who: Héctor, Toriel, Muffet
What: Invading Muffet's personal space and bringing bad jokes
When: Early April, before babbyfication
Where: The Denny
Warnings: None as of yet!

[Great minds think alike because as it turns out, two people have decided to invite themselves to Muffet's workspace at the same time. Nothing new on the skeleton's part, he almost always shows up unannounced and unplanned. Héctor doesn't do schedules. What he does do is clatter his way in and lean against the wall, grinning.]

Hey, Muffin. How's it going?

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[prettypurpleparlor]

That would be his majesty King Asgore Dreemurr of the Underground, yes. [She looks amused.] I wouldn't be terribly concerned about it if I were you, dearie- you're neither a citizen of the Kingdom of Monsters nor anywhere near its' legal boarders, it isn't as though he has any proper jurisdiction here.

[He's relaxed enough that even people actually under his rule could get away with being casual with him, Muffet's just polite on general principles. She smiles warmly at Toriel.]

Well, it's always a pleasure to have such a supportive customer- I'm sure they were delighted to do business with you.

[vagabone]

[Sure, look amused, he's just trying to be respectful!!]

Still. [A beat.] He doesn't exactly... act like a king. [Probably best if he doesn't elaborate on what he means by that, beyond being too nice.

And then... he grins a bit at Toriel, pleasantly surprised and not saying anything.]

[goat_mom]

[She laughs at that.] How true! I forget that the monarchy is meaningless in this world.

[She turns towards Héctor, her smile fading slightly.] He never did. He always was a meek leader. [A pushover, really. She always wonders if abdicating the throne instead of forcing him to abdicate it was a mistake.]

[prettypurpleparlor]

From what I've seen, humans tend to be a bit more... fussy about that sort of thing, in any case.

[She pointedly does not defend Asgore from Toriel's comments. She has her own issues with the man, far less personal but still a tad bitter. Let him argue his case if he wants.]

[vagabone]

[What does that say about what they think of him, also estranged--though only Muffet knows--and not exactly macho by most people's standards?

But then again, he's a nobody, not a king. He's quiet for a moment, uneasy.]

Yeah, I suppose we are. Anyway, ah... scones?

oh no héctor!!!

[goat_mom]

[She gently claps her hands together, grateful for the change in subject away from human monarchies and Asgore.]

Ah, yes, scones! That sounds delightful.

Would you like help in the kitchen, Muffet?