No one's asking you to like him. But if he likes throwing soda at bees, maybe it's best to try and stay on his good side.

[He's not all that great with levity, but it's something. It's the least - most? - he can do. It's hard enough mediating between a pair of kids with a penchant for knives and destruction, seeing as he's actually done that before. At least this time things seem to be, for the most part, civil.]