The new Goat Simulator is looking great

[hellawrath]

Who: Lup, Kravitz, Shepard, Shion, Knight, Erika
What: Exploration on Maati and Big Bad Door shenanigans
When: November 29
Where: Maati
Warnings: several dumbasses cursing up a storm as they fall down some cliffs probably

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Let's Get This Mineral

[hellawrath]

[This is it. The cliffs have become almost impossible to squeeze through. Like, short of turning everybody into fucking cockroaches, but Lup's not currently specced for that.

The only way is up.

Thoughts?]

[savedbyasong]

Does anyone have rope? [He should have asked for it really, after finding these cliffs yesterday but it takes him literal days to build himself up to asking the Storyteller for anything, to even start thinking about talking to them.]

[deathfindsaway]

[Kravitz shakes his head, but is studying them closely.]

How high do you think these are? I... may have a way for at least one or two of us.

[This statement is accompanied by a quiet grumble of if this place worked properly, I could get us all through, but he keeps that under his breath.]

[lightlessfuture]

[ The Knight, meanwhile, is looking at the cliff's sheer surface, head tilted thoughtfully.

They pull out a pair of hooked claws and make an experimental attempt to clamber upwards with them, while everyone's discussing like sensible adults. They make several attempts, none of which are particularly successful and one of which kind of ends with them tumbling backwards and landing with their horns stuck in the ground.

....

They wiggle a bit, attempting to dislodge themselves. They might need help. ]

[savedbyasong]

Are you alright? [Perhaps a foolish question when they are literally stuck in the ground but Shion runs over and crouches down next to them. He doesn't want to just pull them out, doesn't want to hurt them so he begins digging at the dirt around their horns, trying to free them.]