[At some point well into the party, when the sun is just starting to touch the ocean and the horizon is ablaze with beautiful colors, Lup shoves some empty plates off a table and climbs on it. Then she points her umbrella at the sky and releases a massive churning Fireball straight into the air. It blooms with a loud whooshing sound, growing fiercely and gloriously. For a few seconds, it bathes the party in warm light that puts the campfires to shame, before poofing into nothingness.

And when everybody's eyes are on Lup, she speaks.]

Yo, listen up folks! We've come here today not only to throw a baller party, but also - a baller wedding! Oh shit, that's right! Local hot stuff Laurent and beefy boy supreme Damen are gonna tie the knot!

To seal the deal, they'll have to beat a series of challenges to prove their worthiness, before they face the biggest of challenges - that sweet sweet matrimony!

[And she starts up a round of applause, hopping off the table to give the happy couple and special guest star the Storyteller the floor.]