CLOTHING ADVENTURES

[lightlessfuture]

Who: Anyone! Everyone!
What: Clothes were requested. Clothes are now granted.
When: morning of the 22nd initially
Where: meet me at the room that's literally filled to the brim with clothing in 15 minutes
Warnings: It's just clothes, what could possibly go wrong!
Notes: Everyone gets free clothes whether they participated in the actual request or not. CLOTHES FOR THE ENTIRE ISLAND.


There's a room in the Storyteller's temple; it was once empty, and now it's...not. It is, in fact, full of clothing of all sorts, to the point that it might be slightly difficult to find exactly what you're looking for.

Oh well. It's there now, no takebacks.

Comments

[yourattention]

The sun still works and I haven't had to bomb anything lately, so overall this is barely top five.

[That's . . . not quite true? He hates this, actually.]

Catch.

[It's just a Harvard t-shirt. There's a really complex, multi-layered joke here - no, actually there isn't it's a Legally Blonde joke. It's just a Legally Blonde joke.]

[counterblows]

[His reflexes are sharp, if nothing else - catlike, one might say. He manages to catch the shirt and unfurl it to regard the proud words on the front.]

Harvard. I'm pretty sure that's the wrong state for it.

[It's Washington, but no one in space understood his geography jokes anyway.]

[yourattention]

You're supposed to say: "Is this a half loop stitch on china silk?"

[Listen: Dear Evan Hansen is a musical so I have to use the line from the Legally Blonde musical.]

I can find a Starbucks shirt if you want though.

[counterblows]

[God, where's Donut where you need him? He's probably seen Legally Blonde. He can probably recite the entire thing flawlessly. He probably cries every time.]

"Starbucks" is a little ambitious when we only have the one guy with coffee plants.