Just ask her about whatever diet we're on that week and she'll go for hours. [Connor rolls his eyes. He is Real Tired of having to invent excuses not to be at dinner.] Right now we're doing paleo, which is what people who want to be morally superior but don't want to give up bacon and be vegan do.

[He's actually not 100% sure what "paleo" actually is. It's better than when they were doing juice cleanses and that's all he cares about, honestly.]