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[ohshitsweetflips]

Who: Taako, otawg (open to all w goods)
What: 'i can't believe Taako invented wal-mart'--Zero
When: 8/16 and on? if you want the full inventory
Where: The ruins
Warnings: Spicy



The meeting with the shitty god-rabbit had clarified not a whole lot, if Taako is being honest. But one thing is clear, they (this entire island of randos) are in it for awhile, so they (Taako and Lup) need to be in it to win it. And on this island, winning it means selling anything you can get your hands on for anything that might be useful. Their ice cream social had been moderately successful, and the horrible hustle elves are doubling down on their established niche, now that they realize the full stakes.

To that end, you can peruse an up-to-date inventory here. During daylight hours, there is a very good chance you can find a makeshift setup of warez, with the tired but socially effervescent elf responsible close by. There's existing stock, in very limited quantities, of small things. There's a list with everything else. The wood sign just says 'Got Stuff?' as kind of a preliminary; the argument re: naming convention is ongoing and bloodshed may be imminent. Bring your A-game hagglewise, and remember that a neutral feedback is the same as a negative.

[I should clarify, you can thread with both twins but the default setting is Taako unless otherwise specified! Up 2 you! Not fussy!]

Comments

[ohshitsweetflips]

Well that's an interesting handle. And shit is that smiley-face an unexpected touch; Taako, against his better nature, is charmed. "That's precious. My name's Taako. If you find any more ridiculously gross weapons, or pretty much anything else you want to offload, hit me up. And if you've got any requests, remember, I can maybe magic you something up with the right materials. If I find any healy things, I'll let you know."

[hyperlit]

Magic and healy things. See, that's the kind of earnest exchange of goods, free of debt, that they can understand - and he's already far more willing to tolerate their presence than any vendor they've encountered thus far.

ok
thank you

[ohshitsweetflips]

"No problem, my dude. Enjoy that sweet sweet hammock time!" This guy has been a joy to work with. Please bring Taako more disgusting seafood based weaponry.

[hyperlit]

At long last they have somewhere to sleep. They are not averse to sleeping on the ground when it is required of them, as personal comfort is seldom if ever a priority, but if the option is available to them, it will benefit them in the longer term to take it.

enjoy the sickle

That is, perhaps, not as comforting as enjoy that sweet sweet hammock time.