ohshitsweetflips: (i have magical powers)
ohshitsweetflips ([personal profile] ohshitsweetflips) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr2017-08-20 02:18 pm

live mas

Who: Taako, otawg (open to all w goods)
What: 'i can't believe Taako invented wal-mart'--Zero
When: 8/16 and on? if you want the full inventory
Where: The ruins
Warnings: Spicy



The meeting with the shitty god-rabbit had clarified not a whole lot, if Taako is being honest. But one thing is clear, they (this entire island of randos) are in it for awhile, so they (Taako and Lup) need to be in it to win it. And on this island, winning it means selling anything you can get your hands on for anything that might be useful. Their ice cream social had been moderately successful, and the horrible hustle elves are doubling down on their established niche, now that they realize the full stakes.

To that end, you can peruse an up-to-date inventory here. During daylight hours, there is a very good chance you can find a makeshift setup of warez, with the tired but socially effervescent elf responsible close by. There's existing stock, in very limited quantities, of small things. There's a list with everything else. The wood sign just says 'Got Stuff?' as kind of a preliminary; the argument re: naming convention is ongoing and bloodshed may be imminent. Bring your A-game hagglewise, and remember that a neutral feedback is the same as a negative.

[I should clarify, you can thread with both twins but the default setting is Taako unless otherwise specified! Up 2 you! Not fussy!]
achievementhunter: (eh what's the prob bob)

[personal profile] achievementhunter 2017-11-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
At this point, they would have been disappointed had the two not had something to say about their name. That Taako and Lup had immediately seen through the ruse was of little consequence-- especially when one had just given them the perfect ammo to retort, quirking a brow.

"And a 'taco' is a type of food, where I come from. As far as totally not fake elvish names go."

Honestly Lup, just fire. It's loaded. Do them all a favor.

Good luck hiding some missing teeth under that glamor, pal.