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Who: Taako, otawg (open to all w goods)
What: 'i can't believe Taako invented wal-mart'--Zero
When: 8/16 and on? if you want the full inventory
Where: The ruins
Warnings: Spicy



The meeting with the shitty god-rabbit had clarified not a whole lot, if Taako is being honest. But one thing is clear, they (this entire island of randos) are in it for awhile, so they (Taako and Lup) need to be in it to win it. And on this island, winning it means selling anything you can get your hands on for anything that might be useful. Their ice cream social had been moderately successful, and the horrible hustle elves are doubling down on their established niche, now that they realize the full stakes.

To that end, you can peruse an up-to-date inventory here. During daylight hours, there is a very good chance you can find a makeshift setup of warez, with the tired but socially effervescent elf responsible close by. There's existing stock, in very limited quantities, of small things. There's a list with everything else. The wood sign just says 'Got Stuff?' as kind of a preliminary; the argument re: naming convention is ongoing and bloodshed may be imminent. Bring your A-game hagglewise, and remember that a neutral feedback is the same as a negative.

[I should clarify, you can thread with both twins but the default setting is Taako unless otherwise specified! Up 2 you! Not fussy!]

Comments

cursed thread

[builditstrong]

It occurs to Kid too late that this probably means "curses" in all three senses of the word. He was thinking along the lines of actual magical spells that could turn him into a toad or something, but it's probably also a luck thing. It's bad luck to witness another guild's trade secrets.

And there would probably also be a lot of swearing involved, since there usually is when trade secrets are involved.

"'M sure I kin find plenty trees."

This whole island could use some clearing out. It'd be helpful to install some paths across the island, so people don't have to go bushwhacking all the time.

"Call me Kid."

It works well enough, even if people around here have been kind of amused by it.

cursed bc im A BUTT and haven't WRAPPED THIS THREAD

[ohshitsweetflips]

You know, Taako had been internally mostly joking about all that cowboy stuff, no need to lean into it, there, 'Kid.' He does at least keep his amusement to a bare, plausibly deniable minimum of a smirk, out of respect for what has been actually a pretty pleasant exchange. Find plenty of trees, is that dry humour, is that just how he is, what a bandanna-wrapped mystery.

"Yeah, that sounds about right." It sounds about fake, but that's fine too, he gets it. "You should probably skedaddle before I think of something else for you to bring me." He kids, he kids, Taako isn't gonna play quest-giver forever unless it keeps working. Can he get away with a 'y'all come back now, y'hear'? That would probably cross a line, huh, but he's grinning outright now, anyway. Man, sure hope nothing just pops tf off on this island, putting all this peaceable, constructive planning kind of on a back burner, that would really suck.

i will backtag until the heat death of the universe my dude

[builditstrong]

He snorts again. He thinks he likes this Taako guy. He's got a real sense of humor, and that's going to be a real godsend if things ever get worse. Which they almost certainly will.

"Alrigh'. Then I'll see ya roun'."

And with that and a parting nod, he takes his leave.