Who: Church, Ignis, Ardyn, and some animals
What: Ignis invited the blue menace to find out what the hell chocobos are and why would you call them ostriches. Also, apocalypse boyfriend is there.
When: Couple days after this, call it 3/20
Where: Islet 1, Cottage 2
Warnings: Church's filthy mouth

[So! No free meal for Church because of not being able to eat, but still an invitation to come visit and see these giant ostrich-chocobos for himself. Were people all so friendly and trusting around here? Aside from killer plants, it all seemed...so peaceful. The people seem peaceful. Maybe it's just a side effect of having to rebuild society one brick at a time, but god, it sure is weird to see.

But anything to get out of the house he's sharing with Wash. The atmosphere sure gets too stuffy to bear with the weight of everything left unsaid between them. And maybe he should get to know the neighbors and shit like that. Maybe people here will be less infuriating. So far it sure seems to be the case.

He's pretty sure he's got the right place.] Hello? [It's not like there's a doorbell. He's pretty sure there isn't anyway. Knock on the door!] Uh, it's Church, from the--the rockie-talkie? Here about some big birds?