[He stops it with his foot. He'd probably show an example of skateboarding, but he won't, because he knows he'll eat shit if he does. Better to just pretend he knows what he's doing!]

Yeah! But since this one doesn't have a handle, it takes more effort to balance on it. You stand on this one, and you still push off with your foot like a scooter, but a little more space for your feet, and no handle, and you can learn how to kick and manipulate the board to do some sick tricks when you go fast enough but only if you're really good at riding it.