[Jyushimatsu being his favorite cursed sibling has nothing to do with it. Actually, no, it has everything to do with it. The only reason Ichimatsu even smoked weed in the first place was because a few people suggested to him that it would help with his..... personality issues. He doesn't even want to think about what it might do to Jyushimatsu.]

[Too late. He can think of at least five scenarios. Death awaits in them all.]

[Angry dog eyes, though. Ichimatsu sighs and tries to placate his brother with a wave of his hands.]

I-it's not that I'm allowed... there's just no cops here or anything. We're still going against the law. W-well, my neighbor was an American, so... I dunno about him. Anyway, don't turn into a criminal just because you're curious...

[As opposed to Ichimatsu, who is a criminal because he's a criminal. And criminals also do bribes.]

... we can keep the dog in the house if you drop it.