It just seems like, every time there's an island, something fucked up happens. Not always! Something happens, it might not always be fucked up, but something weird happens. Like, the island with the bees? Bee island was pretty good. Farm island! Farm island I don't think did anything weird! Well, I mean, there was pseudo-Thanksgiving, I guess, and some buddies thought I was acting weird when I put something on, but it wasn't bad or anything.

I still think we should all move to farm island, where nothing shitty seems to exist, and god is I guess a wolf or something.