[Is that a--...wait, no, what the absolute fuck - he can't even discern what it is, to be honest. Some kinda super beefed up Mudsdale? Definitely not a Rapidash or Ponyta, but what else is there? Ugh, he hates not knowing all these weirdo animals. Either way, it's something and it's coming in hot.
With flecks of food still on his face from tasting it to see if it cooked all the way through, Guzma nearly chokes as he sits bolt upright and stands in front of his stove. Bro, if you knock it over or break it, he will gut both you and your damn pony. He just got the damn thing this morning. Breathing a sigh of relief when the metal idiot slows down, he grinds his teeth. Fucker nearly gave him a heart attack.]
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With flecks of food still on his face from tasting it to see if it cooked all the way through, Guzma nearly chokes as he sits bolt upright and stands in front of his stove. Bro, if you knock it over or break it, he will gut both you and your damn pony. He just got the damn thing this morning. Breathing a sigh of relief when the metal idiot slows down, he grinds his teeth. Fucker nearly gave him a heart attack.]
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