Ah. [ Many names, which, for the most part, does make sense. At least it goes along with the whole...deity concept. ]

Harv it is, then.

[ He clears his throat and crosses his arms behind his back, very prim and proper. If he really is addressing a supposed god, he's going to do it right. ]

I am the Principality Aziraphale. Pleasure to meet you.

I would like to make some inquiries about this whole... [ Pause for thought. ] island situation.

You see, perhaps you may already know - or- well, whatever the case may be, my friend and I have found ourselves stranded in these islands, like the many that seem to take residence here. We have attempted to contact one Storyteller, but, unfortunately, it seems like we may have missed them.

[ Many words, not much said, but he's working toward it. ]

Perhaps, if possible, you could tell us a bit more of why exactly we are brought here?