the muscle hustle man you never needed nor deserved

[yakyuuman]

Who: Jyushimatsu joins the fray (OTA)
What: Making his grand entrance, looking for his dumb brothers, and doing stupid shit because he's Jyushimatsu and that's all you need to know
When: 10/19 and onwards
Where: Various
Warnings: He's a warning of his own



i; a proper arrival

[ No matter how mundane whatever he's doing is, Jyushimatsu never does it half-assed. He needs to be at least some degree of intense about it. In this specific case he wakes up, and one split second later he's already on his feet, after literally bouncing like a rubber ball, slamming back to the ground with a loud thud.

This is not his home. He's not in a futon, not wearing a pajama, and none of his brothers are around.

He's suddenly invested by a dreadful sense of deja-vu.

A dream in which he was in a deserted island, fighting off a storm while two dragons had an epic battle in the distance. The same kind of dream where he found a baby dragon and named him Homerun King, after which he met Ichimatsu and learned all sort of things that a fleeting dream world shouldn't have so much in detail. Just when he thought he could piece stuff together in his galaxy brain, everything ended abruptly. Then a talking rabbit says all sorts of weird things, gives him some kind of infodrop, and dumps him afterwards.

And now, while he's standing at the temple, with some materials he thinks are his property now, all he can think of is, "I'm back".

Well, no point thinking about it too much. If he really is back to dream island hell, he might find Ichimatsu here. So he picks his stuff and goes off on his own. There's so much explore and see, and he's hungry of both knowledge and food.

He'll be seen around a mana pool, squatting by it and staring into his reflection, his face very very close to the watery surface, like he's about to dip in on his own.

Alternatively, he'll be found by the infirmary area, stuffing his face with mangoes.

Or there's also the Camp BASE, where he gets acquainted with some islanders before going off on his daily baseball practice by using his newly acquired hatchet as a replacement bat, swinging it with not a care in the world. ]

ii; you are not my homerun king

[ Apparently a lot of things happened before his arrival. Things that involved dragons, if he heard it right. Jyushimatsu felt a little like that pizza guy meme, except it's doubtful whether or not it was a popular meme in Japan, but you know, who cares.

He will finally understand the extent of such fallout when he finds a pair of draclings hanging near his new home, in the third islet. And then they find him, too, prompting them to shoot fire before he could even utter a word. Rude much?! After scrambling to escape the attack, he's now perching on a branch of the tree he climbed up on to escape them. It's during these moments that he wishes Homerun King was here. Homerun King wouldn't spit fire and venom in his face! ]

Heeeey! [ He calls out to a random person passing by. ] Please tell me those flamethrowing lizards are gone! I've been here for like, hours?

[ Help an idiot out... ]

iii; have you seen this cat?

[ During his new, fresh routine - which includes running around, swimming, rolling in the dirt, and probably weirding out whoever stands in his path, Jyushimatsu also continues his search for Ichimatsu. He'll walk up to whoever islanders is also some other poor soul thrown off their own world, and waves at them with his long, floppy sleeve. ]

Have you seen my brother? He looks like me but he wears purple and he's gloomy and he also likes cats!

[ That... should do, as a description. ]

iv; wildcard

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