Do you mind- [That's about as far into a mildly scandalized exclamation at this sudden and unexpected impoliteness as Muffet gets before having to break off midsentence because oh shit, hot tea.]
[Thanks to a combination of luck and good reflexes, she catches the cup with one hand before it hits the floor and spills, then scoops up Hector's toppled skull with another.]
Gentlemen.
[She sets the cup back down on the counter with an audible click, the quiet little sound somehow deeply menacing. She does not look amused.]
Would either of you care to tell me what, exactly, is going on?
[Don't let the question mark fool you- this is definitely not a request.]
no subject
[Thanks to a combination of luck and good reflexes, she catches the cup with one hand before it hits the floor and spills, then scoops up Hector's toppled skull with another.]
Gentlemen.
[She sets the cup back down on the counter with an audible click, the quiet little sound somehow deeply menacing. She does not look amused.]
Would either of you care to tell me what, exactly, is going on?
[Don't let the question mark fool you- this is definitely not a request.]