No, actually, when he thinks about it that does kind of track, Aziraphale's a bloody hedonist, of course he's indulged in that sort of pleasure as well. Probably with Oscar bloody Wilde, knowing him.
A dozen other messy little thoughts claw up, trying to make themselves known, but Crowley's well practiced in the art of ignoring those.
Best to stick with "offended", that's much better than "jealous".]
The cheek of you. Are you forgetting I'm a demon? Comes with the territory, doesn't it.
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No, actually, when he thinks about it that does kind of track, Aziraphale's a bloody hedonist, of course he's indulged in that sort of pleasure as well. Probably with Oscar bloody Wilde, knowing him.
A dozen other messy little thoughts claw up, trying to make themselves known, but Crowley's well practiced in the art of ignoring those.
Best to stick with "offended", that's much better than "jealous".]
The cheek of you. Are you forgetting I'm a demon? Comes with the territory, doesn't it.