[Wow, easy there, killer...don't go tripping into dangerous waters now, when your health is so low.
Guzma scoffs, a deep scowl on his face. Not that you judging, huh? Mmm, why you lying???? He glances sideways, then forward again, closing his eyes and flicking his sunglasses over his eyes.]
That little kid could trounce you n' me at the same time, prob'ly with her darned wrestlecat alone. [That Incineroar of hers was a behemoth - a wall of snarling muscle and flames that would no sooner suplex a giant boulder (just because it can) than curl up in one's lap, purring.] ...A regional champion means she took on every trial and challenge put in front'a her; beat down the best'a the best. Alola's strongest trainers, and came out on top. Not a lotta people can brag 'bout that.
And lastly, my man--a trainer ain't valued by their age, but their skill. Y'all may see a kid, but believe me, ain't no kid what's done what she done. [For me.] ...Whatever, nevermind.
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Guzma scoffs, a deep scowl on his face. Not that you judging, huh? Mmm, why you lying???? He glances sideways, then forward again, closing his eyes and flicking his sunglasses over his eyes.]
That little kid could trounce you n' me at the same time, prob'ly with her darned wrestlecat alone. [That Incineroar of hers was a behemoth - a wall of snarling muscle and flames that would no sooner suplex a giant boulder (just because it can) than curl up in one's lap, purring.] ...A regional champion means she took on every trial and challenge put in front'a her; beat down the best'a the best. Alola's strongest trainers, and came out on top. Not a lotta people can brag 'bout that.
And lastly, my man--a trainer ain't valued by their age, but their skill. Y'all may see a kid, but believe me, ain't no kid what's done what she done. [For me.] ...Whatever, nevermind.
[Why'd he even bother trying to get friendly?]