At the sight of a dog-sized, garishly colored spider with way too many stingers and fangs taking shape, Lup makes absolutely no attempt at restraining her delight. And now the dude is petting her, making her butt wag like a puppy, how freaking adorable is this? She's already beaming when the spider comes over to her, all bobbing and clicking excitedly, and she wastes no time patting her lap invitingly.

"C'mon in, gorgeous! Love these stripes, that's some high fashion for sure!" She's just gonna, uhhh, lean out of the way of that big fuckoff horn though.