[Honestly, it would be weirder if he was taking this more seriously.]

That depends...

[Muffets smiles sweetly- a tad too much so to be innocent.]

How much are you willing to pay for it?

[Some things never change, at least.]

Honestly, though, I was hardly going to just stand around and let it eat me. I mean, really, can you imagine all the awful jokes someone might make if a baker died by being eaten? The only way the irony could be worse is if one of us wound up coated in butter and flour first.