Bizarre and amazing. There's no air up there and it's too cold for the living, so they were wearing these thick white suits full of air. Oh, and there's less gravity. Or no gravity, something like that. They're waddling around like a pair of gorditos, trying to put a flag down instead of bouncing away.

[He staggers around, imitating those gutsy spacemen, or at least his vague memory of them. ...It's not too far off from his usual sort of staggers.

Sorry your friend is an idiot, Ginko.]