a; rocks fall, everyone dies [Lance was, you know, kind of hoping for peace and quiet. Just do some friendly training, introduce some trees to the wonders of cow milk and cheese, and be done with it.
But then the rumbles start, and the rocks start tumbling, and Lance finds himself trapped in a house.]
Oh, come on! Why is everything always trying to kill us?
[He kicks at the sealed over door, grumbling.]
This is ridiculous.
b; oh lordy [Lance's hope for peace and quiet is further dashed by the emergence of the lorbies.
Lance, not really expecting them to be dangerous, goes quiet when he spots one.]
Okay, it's official. [He puts his hands on his hips.] Things have gone too far!
[He squints at the lorby, which looks back at him. It looks like it's gearing up to flee, or at least start screeching.]
You better not start going on about alternate realities or I swear-
lonce | ota
[Lance was, you know, kind of hoping for peace and quiet. Just do some friendly training, introduce some trees to the wonders of cow milk and cheese, and be done with it.
But then the rumbles start, and the rocks start tumbling, and Lance finds himself trapped in a house.]
Oh, come on! Why is everything always trying to kill us?
[He kicks at the sealed over door, grumbling.]
This is ridiculous.
b; oh lordy
[Lance's hope for peace and quiet is further dashed by the emergence of the lorbies.
Lance, not really expecting them to be dangerous, goes quiet when he spots one.]
Okay, it's official. [He puts his hands on his hips.] Things have gone too far!
[He squints at the lorby, which looks back at him. It looks like it's gearing up to flee, or at least start screeching.]
You better not start going on about alternate realities or I swear-