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Kiriya Kujo | Kamen Rider Lazer ([personal profile] truthkills) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr 2019-04-04 11:50 pm (UTC)

Kiriya Kujo | OTA | will match format

[A]
There's noise from under some of that rubble. Weird noise. Some sort of strange nonsensical yelling. " GASHAT! Let's Game! Metcha Game! Mutcha Game! What's your name?! I'M A KAMEN RIDER." There are also a few faint electric guitar riffs.

A weird chibi armored guy the same size as a grown man bursts forth from the rubble and gives a low whistle. "Man, they build their houses pretty sturdy around here!" And then he's running off...and making video game kind of sound effects as he runs...looking for rubble to clear away.

[B]
It's easier, and perhaps a little lazier, to go rolling through Cahypdo as a bike following all that seismic activity. He needs the practice off-roading, and being a motorcycle will let Kiriya respond quickly to any cries of help or anything like that. This is totally a responsible superhero patrol kind of thing and not a farting around joyriding kind of thing, so Kiriya claims.

He hadn't expected to come across a weird snake-owl-thing in his travels, and it might have been better if the thing hadn't been crossing the path he was trying to cross. "Hey! Watch it!" And there's an accompanying honk of his horn in an attempt to get the critter to move on.

Big mistake.

The startled lorby, presented with the horror that is a talking honking neon motorcycle, immediately begins screaming its head off, which summons more lorbies, which also scream their heads off, which creates a hideous vortex of screaming lorby doom that Kiriya is not quite quick enough to outrun. The force of the screaming lorbies is enough to stun the intrepid motorcycle, knocking him out, and also knocking him out of his transformation. Judging by the tire tracks suddenly skidding off into an unconscious guy just lying there with a weird bulky neon belt around his waist, it really looks like he's had a motorcycle accident and the motorcycle's gone missing. He's just going to lie there unconscious, surrounded my madly screeching lorbies, until the lorbies move on, at which point he'll continue lying there unconscious for a little while longer.


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