"Thank you so much, good sir! I'll make sure to tell them they came highly recommended!"
One small bout of tipsy laughter later, he's on his way, teetering and swinging down in one direction or another. He'll be fine. Probably. He's so sorry you had to go through that, young man. Or at least, he would be, if he actually had any firm recollection of the events that transpired come the morning. Hopefully the hangover will be a sufficient enough reminder as to why he doesn't drink to begin with.
Wrapped?
One small bout of tipsy laughter later, he's on his way, teetering and swinging down in one direction or another. He'll be fine. Probably. He's so sorry you had to go through that, young man. Or at least, he would be, if he actually had any firm recollection of the events that transpired come the morning. Hopefully the hangover will be a sufficient enough reminder as to why he doesn't drink to begin with.