[ As long as she doesn't tug on his hair, this was actually pretty comfortable, and Molly closes his eyes for a moment to just enjoy it.

It's gonna be a bitch to brush through tomorrow, but that's sober Molly's problem. ]

Hm?

[ His tail moves a bit, curling up around his stomach. ]

These? I found some of them in a dragon hoard. It was a very difficult battle and where I got most of my scars, but the treasure was all worth it. I put some on my horns to show others what I had done!

[ It's barely believable, but who cares? He loves his stupid stories. ]

The sun and the moon are from a beautiful princess. She gave them to be after I won a tournament! I think she liked me, but I couldn't stay. My friends needed me to go on another adventure.

[ He's slurring just a little bit as he talks, but he's loving this. ]

The earring is from my mother. She wanted me to have something pretty.