[The nice thing about all this is that Tim doesn't have a sense of self-consciousness to speak of. He anticipates that very little of what he's about to say will actually be taken seriously, and that's just...fine.]

Well, there's Asgore - he's also a monster, and he's kind of a giant goat-looking...thing. Ed kind of looks like a goat, but he got turned into one, so I don't know if that counts. Ginko's...part rock or something, I don't know. There's a guy who's got bear arms but the lower half of a horse, which makes him like, nine feet tall. Someone who's blue? Some guy who's got purple horns?

Take your pick, really.