Yes, I get it. Royalty are the fountain from which all overwrought dramas floweth from.

[ “Prompto’s complicated”, goddamn, every single Chocobro has a harem he guesses?? Laurent eventually pulls out a pair of shorts that say “LUXURY GOODS” and holds them up for Gladio, perfectly deadpan.]

I don’t know, there was a Lucis Caelum-looking man around some weeks back? Noctis’ colouring, but your age? Oh no, don’t tell me Prompto’s fucking that one.

[ Yeah he. Doesn’t know timeskip Noctis exists. ]