[HE NEEDS TIME TO DIGEST THIS. Man, you just can’t pause Keeping Up with the Lucis Caelums.

Laurent sighs, long and heavy, and he picks through the clothes for something to do.]

I leave for a moment and you lot convolute yourselves like this. God.

Don’t tell me, Prompto found a lover too. And Noctis’... uncle... I can’t fathom what to finish that with. .... at least you're not bloodthirsty for Ardyn. That's another development.