[A soft whir of processing power. Forgive them; their CPU isn't what it used to be.]
execu - exe - exe -
[A sputter, like a car exhaust pipe dying. Silence. Then:]
ggg-ggoTo subrouTtttinE.i - i - i - intro
Hhh - hell-o, and w-w-welcome t-to the Asph-asph-asph-asphAsphodel Alpha Site and rrrr-rrr-rrrResearch Building. Please - please - please sstay seated andddd await instruction from y - from y - from your designated handler.
no subject
execu - exe - exe -
[A sputter, like a car exhaust pipe dying. Silence. Then:]
ggg-ggoTo subrouTtttinE.i - i - i - intro
Hhh - hell-o, and w-w-welcome t-to the Asph-asph-asph-asphAsphodel Alpha Site and rrrr-rrr-rrrResearch Building.
Please - please - please sstay seated andddd await instruction from y - from y - from your designated handler.