Sounds like my kind of luck.

[He really should go, except he’s not in the habit of just leaving people who’ve made at least a nominal effort to help him. The fact that he’s literally nineteen might also have something to do with it.]

Are you honestly going to be okay out here? Or do I have to worry that you’re gonna start finding another use for that axe?

[Uh, wow. That came out more hostile than necessary.]