“Thank god,” says Tim, equal parts lighthearted deadpan and utter sincerity. “Honestly, never thought working on construction would come in handy, but I guess everything’s got its use out here.”

Including, as it happens, his poorly-documented, long-repressed, unwanted history with fires. That has especially had its use here. To great effect.

“Thanks, though. I’ll try that out next chance I get.”