[I am, he feels like fucking snapping, and doesn't, because he would like to think he is not an asshole but knows that he is, knows there's no escaping it, but as bad at it is, he is done being an asshole to kids.]
[Or people who insist they're not kids, but look it.]
[It takes several steady, arduous minutes, a steady stream of "Fuuuuuuckfuckfuckfuck" issuing from behind gritted teeth, but he trips, stumbles, rolls, and - ]
[And the shock of the searing agony of his side abruptly going absent leaves him staring sightlessly at the sky.]
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[Or people who insist they're not kids, but look it.]
[It takes several steady, arduous minutes, a steady stream of "Fuuuuuuckfuckfuckfuck" issuing from behind gritted teeth, but he trips, stumbles, rolls, and - ]
[And the shock of the searing agony of his side abruptly going absent leaves him staring sightlessly at the sky.]
[The opened parts of him are sound and whole.]