Holy shit is about right; but hey, he looks incredibly happy to see her, at least? Humanoid and giving off a visual sense of competency- just what he needs to stave off any potential nervous breakdowns when his brain finally catches up on all of this.
"You know, uh, gonna opt out of being chopped in half, potentially." He squints, trying to wiggle his fingers. "Pretty sure I'm just in it, somehow. The chance you'll hit me is pretty high, since- well, I couldn't tell you where I am, exactly. Getting stuck in a tree wasn't on my list of expected activities today."
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"You know, uh, gonna opt out of being chopped in half, potentially." He squints, trying to wiggle his fingers. "Pretty sure I'm just in it, somehow. The chance you'll hit me is pretty high, since- well, I couldn't tell you where I am, exactly. Getting stuck in a tree wasn't on my list of expected activities today."
Which, fyi, is pretty fucking awkward.