Uh, wow. You think I'm a criminal, buddy? Some kinda delinquent who runs around smoking illegal substances? I was in key club. I had a reputation to uphold.
[Those are blatant lies. His mother had a very developed notion as to what his after-school life was like, and he can appreciate that it's made his job in filling out the blanks that much easier for inquiring, nosy little busybodies like this asshole over here.]
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Uh, wow. You think I'm a criminal, buddy? Some kinda delinquent who runs around smoking illegal substances? I was in key club. I had a reputation to uphold.
[Those are blatant lies. His mother had a very developed notion as to what his after-school life was like, and he can appreciate that it's made his job in filling out the blanks that much easier for inquiring, nosy little busybodies like this asshole over here.]