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Who: Magnus, Ren, Seto, one or both Hustle Twins, + YOU
What: store post
When: April? It's a store, it's always
Where: The temple
Warnings: caveat emptor. caveat everybody.



It's time for another store post! Now with like MATH% more employees than ever before. It's Ren's turn to name the store, so the sign declares this venue "Spicy Treasures," with maybe some extra flourishes courtesy of Taako. Here are the warez. If it's simple/small it's probably in stock, but there's a list of more complicated/less in-demand stuff that can be special ordered.

In addition to the above stock list, with the advent of one Magnus Burnsides, you can request hand carved artisanal woodwares. Ducks, uhhh boxes, furniture maybe? Maybe you just want him to pick up some heavy things? Or hunt? Rent-a-Mags. Maybe if you ask nice you can hug Johann for free.

Any one (or more, if Taako can find a way to rope them into working so he can get some peace) of the above-listed losers might be on staff, so you gotta pick. As always it's all barter system all the time here at Spicy Treasures, good luck.

Comments

[tomodachi]

Well, knowing Ren is can be very important, that much Crow agrees with. The two elves on the other hand...

"They didn't tell you where they were going?"

[buryyourfriends]

"Um, I think they went out to get more stuff for the store."

Where, exactly that is, Seto doesn't know but he doesn't know much about how stores work beyond what they've told him. Apocalypses mean you don't gotta wait in line for your stuff.

[tomodachi]

"Think we should go look for them... or hey, we could go look for stuff too to bring back for this store thing of theirs?"

That's gotta be much more exciting to do than just standing here, right?

[buryyourfriends]

That is the best idea Crow.

"Yeah, that should be okay! And we can be fast so the store isn't alone for too long."

[tomodachi]

Crow is always full of great ideas. In fact, Crow thinks for a moment, before he's unwinding his scarf and carefully plucking both it and his bird that's tucked inside down onto the table of wares.

"Okay now, as Quartermaster, you are in charge until your captain and first mate returns. Got that?"

... The bird simply peeps in response, likely not even understanding what Crow is asking of it here. Crow considers it an affirmative as he then turns to Seto.

"Alright come on, let's go!"

[buryyourfriends]

"I know you'll do a good job."

The bird peeps at that too but Seto genuinely believes Quartermaster will indeed do a good job because they're a Good Bird. Meanwhile he'll hold out a hand for Crow to take.

"Okay, let's go find some treasures."

This'll be fine and all.