yourattention: (has been bad)
Connor Murphy ([personal profile] yourattention) wrote in [community profile] lifeaftr 2018-04-08 08:24 pm (UTC)

i legitimately do not care who replies

"I'm here to buy glue and get a duck."

If he doesn't get a duck, he's gonna be annoyed, because he realized the only thing he had to trade with was baskets and weed. He's pretty sure they can get baskets - this is some magic shit, surely you can magic up a basket - so that leaves weed and he's loathe to part with his weed but also: free duck. He was promised a potential duck and he wants one now.

"Wait, shit. I need a paintbrush too."

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