That's a pretty tall order, but he supposes he did ask. Utensils even, is this the fantasy Marriott now? Do they want a lil mint on their pillow too? Who taught this weirdo how to haggle? Was it the same person who taught them how to say 'remiss' like that's normal child vocab? Jeez. Kid can't even handle the knockback from this gun, why are they like this.

He'd ask the same of Lup, but he already knows why she's like this. Honestly it's commendable she's being as chill as she is. And even making sure the kid doesn't need the thing more, that's very responsible. He may be the older twin now in some technicality but she's still got it.

"Counteroffer: three bars of soap. Tell me why you need three bowls and they're yours. And I can give you a few days of jerky, but not a week's worth for two. You can always bring some goods in and get a refill, we do accept things that aren't weapons." It's not like he's going to starve a child, even a creepy one. But these things aren't cheap to make, in terms of effort. He's gonna need a vacation soon, at this rate. And something tells him, even if he knows he wouldn't actually starve a weird island urchin, that this kid will respond better to being treated as an equal. Whom he would absolutely starve in a heartbeat. "It's a cool gun, but we've been doing pretty good without it, obviously. And how much can it be worth if no one else has enough to trade for it?"

>>Ye cannot get ye flint and tinder. (bc i forgot to take it off THE LIST)