You know what else is a treasured gift? This fucking child. What the hell did she do to deserve this. Or maybe the problem here is that they're both the worst, actually. Epic memes indeed.

She absolutely bursts into laughter at this point, horrible and high-pitched. "Okay okay, I surrender! You-- you're really somethin', ya dork, you know that?" She wipes the tears from her eyes and lets her hand drop to just like, close to their shoulder, just a suggestion. "C'mon, I got something to show you back at the store."